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i am flawed but i am cleaning up so well

let's see.. i'm 18.


and I like using big words to sound sophisticated.
Apr 20 '14

(Source: ivoryunknown)

Apr 20 '14

Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14

(Source: elboburnham)

Apr 20 '14

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji)

Apr 20 '14
the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

(Source: stability)

Apr 20 '14
Apr 20 '14

(Source: photographwhore)

Apr 20 '14

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

Apr 20 '14
Apr 20 '14

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara)

Apr 20 '14

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

(via trangst & bible-jpg)
Apr 20 '14

vinyl-scratcher:

normanbecile:

iammakingperfectsense:

weallhavegunsforhands:

The third one. What?

Look at that last one a little closer.

Ouch

Ouch.

wow

(Source: nevver)

Apr 20 '14

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

Apr 20 '14

Anonymous asked:

Are you still taken?

stability:

Yeah this is week 8 of being kidnapped but it hasn’t been too bad, the trunk is roomy

Apr 20 '14

werenotafairytale:

”i like eclare”

image

”but drew is way better for clare clew 5eva!!”

image

Apr 20 '14

oknope:

oh my god the boy beside her 

(Source: idkgifss)